Choke-Joke 

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.

I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.

Choke-Joke by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017

Choke Joke 

1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.

1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.

Choke Joke by ThisIsMyLife9 August 27, 2009

Choke Joke 

1) A joke that makes no sense.

2) A joke that is extremely lame.

1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?

Brom: YOUR MOM!

Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Linus: I dunno.

Avery: To get to the other side!

Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.

Choke Joke by ThisIsMyLife09 August 27, 2009

Joke Choke 

When you start laughing uncontrollably even before you finish telling a joke.

I didn't get the joke, he started to Joke Choke, so he didn't even finish

Joke Choke by adiz97 April 25, 2011

Chode Joke 

A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.

That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.

Chode Joke by SgtDoomsday September 8, 2017

coke joke 

A Joke about cocaineor other drugs

Person 1: Ok tell me a coke joke

Person 2:why is there dandruff on the table

coke joke by That salad January 24, 2019

Coke and Joke 

In the U.S. Navy, in some commands, this is a term meaning "break time". You can use the head (restroom), have a smoke, drink a cola drink, share a joke, talk about anything. AKA "Smoke and Coke".

We're in a specialty school and it's 1 o'clock. Time for a Coke and Joke.

Coke and Joke by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 28, 2009