Jokarlist

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a person whose job is to collect and write false stories for newspapers, magazines, radio or television and make them not as much as jokes.

Every jokarlist make such statement when they start their professional life, "I swear that in my professional life, I will write only for those who give me tips and make sure nobody would be pissed off by my reports."

Jokarlist by emotionormal May 12, 2011

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Jokalis

A word used to define :

- a person capable of null, useless and unbearable prowess, but who is proud of it.
- a person who is very rich without having done anything important.
- a person who is able to say the word "hey" without any ulterior motive.
- a person who is able to speak normally.

Man: Hey ! Guess what happened to me...
Woman: Oh, hey. Well, tell me about it.
Man: While I was walking normally on a bridge, I see a car coming at me! So I run to the side of the bridge, jump over it and get into the water.
Woman: Ah. I see... I see...
Man: Then I swim on the table and do a pirouette on the sand to be the hero.
Woman: Oh, what a Jokalis !

Jokalis by Nameless All May 11, 2020

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Jokalis

A word used to define :
- a person who is capable of useless and unbearable prowess, useless and unbearable, but who is proud of it.
- a person who is very rich without having done anything important.
- a person who is able to say the word "hey" without any ulterior motive.
- a person who is able to speak normally.

Man: Hey ! Guess what happened to me...
Woman: Oh, hey. Well, tell me about it.
Man: While I was walking normally on a bridge, I see a car coming at me! So I run to the side of the bridge, jump over it and into the water.
Woman: I see... I see...
Man: Then I swim to the beach and do a pirouette on the sand to play the hero.
Woman: Very good !
Man: And then the bad guy who tried to run me over with his car came up to me and offered me 10 billion dollars as a gift!
Woman: Oh, what a Jokalis !

Jokalis by Nameless All May 11, 2020

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Jokarise

To jokarise something by turning it into a joke
Jokarised, jokarising

I jokarised my friend's typing mistakes

Jokarise by SOrtAWasTaken March 12, 2026

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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