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When autumn makes a great ass pun or joke and everyone else is jealous of her wit and adorable jokester charm
“That’s some serious jokage my dude
jokage by Are you sure December 10, 2018
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Jokage is cute and he should be mutuals with kxouzy
.jokage by Kxouzy March 2, 2021
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The_jokage 

The_hokage is cute and should be mutuals with kxouzy
The_jokage by Kxouzy March 3, 2021
That was an amazing joyage we just went on.
Joyage by Thee Neight January 9, 2008
to be juked; juked upon; juked on phonics.
The basketball player was juked when he tried to steal the ball.
jukage by Grant Wells Thuggary October 9, 2002
Extreme chafing of the boxers or briefs against ones inner thighs from walking around all day.

1. Damn, bro... I have the worst jockage from walking around Gainesville all day. This town really does suck. If I went to school here I would have to kick my own ass.

2. Gainesville is only good for getting really bad Jockage.

3. Ow, I cannot walk back to my bros apt because this jockage in my shorts from walking around Gay-nesville is messing me up.

4. Gainesville = Bad Jockage = MY LEGS HURT = REGRETTING EVER COMING TO THIS PLACE
Used by stupid morons having a midlife crisis trying to chat up small girls. Implying something was very good. See "jokes" too. Used also by retarded teenagers.
So, how was last night.
it was such jokeage dude.
jokeage by slhp August 4, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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