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Johnbumpkin 

One who takes great joy in being pounded by midgets whilst riding a hog and screaming yee haw.
Boy that guy sure looks like a Johnbumpkin
Johnbumpkin by Snugsmugs April 22, 2016
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(verb)
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.
I totally johntommed (alternately: did a johntom to) everyone at that meeting last night with my lecture about the Chinese refinancing American foreign debt in yuans!
johntom by diplo85 September 22, 2008

Johntemplate 

the action of going to the bathroom to think.
Brian: where did Matt go?
James: he is so stressed about how to figure out the problem he went to the bathroom to johntemplate to think up a solution.
Someone who is so incredibly filthy and socially inept that somehow another one of their friends have miraculously killed themselves.
Fucking Johntue didn't shower again...
johntue by thederpysquid December 24, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026