Johntum

it's a word for someone called john or u can just say papa John

Hey dikke Johntum

by Johntumcreator March 12, 2026

Johnbumpkin

One who takes great joy in being pounded by midgets whilst riding a hog and screaming yee haw.

Boy that guy sure looks like a Johnbumpkin

by Snugsmugs April 22, 2016

johntom

(verb)
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.

I totally johntommed (alternately: did a johntom to) everyone at that meeting last night with my lecture about the Chinese refinancing American foreign debt in yuans!

by diplo85 September 22, 2008

Johntemplate

the action of going to the bathroom to think.

Brian: where did Matt go?
James: he is so stressed about how to figure out the problem he went to the bathroom to johntemplate to think up a solution.

by Port-a Johnson July 18, 2016

johntue

Someone who is so incredibly filthy and socially inept that somehow another one of their friends have miraculously killed themselves.

Fucking Johntue didn't shower again...

by thederpysquid December 24, 2024