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Jingle Johnson 

A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic
Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here

Jiggle Johnson 

Usually long fleshy things. Can be a penis.

Jiggle Johnsons are usually covered in some kind of slime.

Multiple Jiggle Johnsons can be considered one entity, or one Jiggle Johnson.
1)James: WHOA! Look at the size of that Jiggle Johnson! Its also covered in a massive amount of slime!

2)James: WOW, look at all those Jiggle Johnsons, they formed to make the mother of all Jiggle Johnsons!