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Johnny Truant 

The best band to ever come out of England. Seriously, this band will blow you away. They're lyrics are positively the best I've ever heard, and Oli's screaming just tops it off nicely. Honestly, this band are simply, the shit.

Songs that you should download are;
Necropolis Junction
I am the primitologist, Mr. Robert Sapolsky
Realist Surrealist
The Bloodening
and Footprints in the Thunder.

A++++++++++
"Build up our houses and cherish our lives, I screamed out with our hearts, 'I love you'" - Footprints in the Thunder

"Mr. Rob Sapolsky, won't you answer this one question for me?" I am the primitologist, Mr Rob Sapolksy

"What now? Your bloods infected, It's all sinister and masturbated. Let go of his neck, you’ll find no glory among the dead." The Bloodening

"I'd hold you in my arms, If Satan found romance" Realist Surrealist

"As I lay in shrouds among the wasted dead, a callus soul reveals the carriage blooded red. Look up to the sky, the clouds were dripping poison" Necropolis Junction

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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004