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A gnome that fled a lawn in order to become the bassist for Avenged Sevenfold.
OH NO, WHERE'S JOHNNY CHRIST? EVERYONE, CHECK UNDER YOUR SHOES!
by herpaderpa~ February 08, 2011
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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johnny christ the wicked bassist of avenged sevenfold! he is the third one but i think he is the last! i hope! he is super funny! and super sexy! he rocks!whoo!
johnny christ gets down with the hoes!
by rmf-shae- sparkie September 28, 2006
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Bassist for Avenged Sevenfold(a7x). He is also a rapist who my friend thinks wants to rape me(I'm scared..)
by Synyster Stalker April 24, 2009
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