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John F Kennedy

Michael: The guy in that youtube video "Chief Whadadeal" looks exactly like a girl i used to date.

Earl: Whaaa?

Michael: John F Kennedy, Im straight.

Earl: bahahah you play to much Mike

Michael: now Im having second thoughts, Im pretty sure that was a girl...scary
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John F Kennedy

Possibly the most overrated president we have ever had.
-Fucked up the bay of pigs, in which we lost cuba to communism
-Got us into vietnam
-Was elected beacause he had mob connections
-Johnson was the person to push for the civil rights
-John as well pushed for the war on poverty
-almost brought america to the brink of destuction during the cuban missile crisis.
-Stole the famous Quote "ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country from a dead ww2 vet.
-All around penis
-couldnt even dodge bullets like Geral ford or regan.
After reviewing John F Kennedys presidency, the american public should relize that he was totale fuck up.

Bobby Kennedy was the True Activist, and reformer.

How can anybosy regard JFK as good president?
There is not one postive contribution
John F Kennedy by Baraconda December 13, 2008

John F Kennedy

John f Kennedy

Guy 1- Hey did you know John f Kennedy was the most open minded president
Guy 2- shut the fuck up tod

John F Kennedy High School 

The most amazing school. they are not "drug dealers" or "uneducated" becuase we do not go to some dumb preppy school. GOD IS GOOD....ALL THE TIME....AND ALL THE TIME....GOD IS GOOD.
Hey did you hear about that cool Anna Girl?

YEA????

SHE GOES TO John F Kennedy High School

The John F Kennedy 

when one guy is fucking a chick and his buddy is hiding in the closet jacking off when the fuckee is about to come he puts the girl on her knees and the buddy sneaks out of the closet and they both shoot a load on her and the buddy sneaks back into hiding. Thus creating a two shooter theory.
me and carl fucking did the john f kennedy to linda.
The John F Kennedy by cheeinst October 3, 2008

thereal.john.f.kennedy 

The funnier, raw, more relatable yet still talented version of famous TikToker I.lost.my.blender.help

(professionally known as Jeremy Beanstock)
“thereal.john.f.kennedy soooo fine”
“ikr”
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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