john af 

high af

"I'm John af rn
High*"

john af by strabweory May 16, 2023

John af 

On my best behaviour.

I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.

John af by chillydayswarmnights June 3, 2024

The John Cena Affect 

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

The John Cena Affect by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

after John Wayne 

Never name your son after John Wayne (or any other famous person); it's bad luck.

The Gayce's named their son after John Wayne.

after John Wayne by Boy George Michael Jackson Brown May 25, 2006