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John Tucker 

Noun(also see: player)
1. Captain of the Basketball Team
2. Coolest guy in school
3. A serious player with the ladies
1. John Tucker, captain of the basketball team, uses thongs for a nice breeze and perfect balance in order to score a basket.
2. Oh my god, John Tucker is definitely the coolest, sexpot of the school.
3. John Tucker Must Die, but why? He is a total two-timer.
John Tucker by SexiNikki January 31, 2007
Words you can keep

John Tucker 

A Pee pee that can be tucked snug between the two thighs and be completely hidden.
Son, If anyone tries touching your little stub, remember the trick i taught you. The ole JOHN TUCKER never fails.
John Tucker by psylence July 11, 2015

john tucker must die 

You get a nice girl to play a guy who hurt you while you laugh at him behind his back with your friends so you can give him a taste of his own medicine
We have to john tucker must die Josh he's such a fuckboy for doing you wrong girl let's show him how it feels!

john tucker gamble 

not to be confused with the recently popular movie "John Tucker Must Die", a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. Note, both jt's share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. Never the less no one lady loves a JT Gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)

Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.
-"I met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing."

-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!
john tucker gamble by jp :) June 5, 2009

Pulling a John Tucker

A term from the movie John Tucker Must Die.
Is when a guy says that he's whipped and gives a female his watch or personal belonging.
Susan: Hey Sara, Mike just told me he was completly whipped n look he gave me his hoodie

Sara: Dude, Mike is totally pulling a John Tucker on u.

john tuckering 

When a guy/girl is flirting/dating with more than one guy/girl. usually cheating.
when i found out my boyfriend was john tuckering, i dumped his sorry butt.
john tuckering by shelbi June 7, 2007

The Trucker John 

Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.
Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.
The Trucker John by iiNTenSiiFy March 13, 2024
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