john owen

john owen is probably the sweetest person you could ever meet. a john owen is shy at first but the more he opens up the more you fall in love with him. he makes you feel butterflies and always knows when you're feeling down. john owen will always love you even when you hurt him, he would still love you to the moon and back. a john owen usually comes in a form of a tall curly-haired boy, but don't underestimate him, because if you ever get with a john owen you will never wanna leave <3.

girl 1: omg did you know that jessica giselle is dating john owen??
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.

john owen by giselle<33 August 22, 2021

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John Owen

An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.

John Owen: Wow I feel like being John Owen today.

John Owen by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021

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johnowen

A MAN THAT IS A BETTER GOD THAN PATRICK YES YOU HEARD ME NOW KATELYN BOW DOWN PLS

Wow Johnowen is such a better god than Patrick!!

johnowen by oofer2000 July 19, 2018

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johnowen

JOHNOWEN IS THE BETTER GOD THAN PATRICK THATS RIGHT NOW BOW DOWN KATELYN B O W D O W N

“Wow Johnowen is a better god than Patrick!”

johnowen by oofer2000 July 19, 2018

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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