A strange disorder that you have been tortured for nine years as a POW and cannot lift your hands above your head.
Cop: "Put your hands on your head!"

Man: "I can't... I have John McCain's Syndrome!"
by Some random hippie's horse? January 25, 2009
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When you decide to do something when your to old and forget what you had for breakfast. And expect to run the country, so thus you have John McCain Syndrome.
"Issac did you see Spencer speak today up on the stand, he must have John McCain Syndrome the way he was forgetting his speech and mumbling about his many houses."
by Parker James March 3, 2009
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