john carew Share definition Flag cockney rhyming slang for a cup of tea or 'brew' often shortened to simply a john 1- put the kettle on i could do with a john carew 2 - yea i really need a john john carew by leonf1 March 13, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the john carew mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch