John Bob

John Bob is a rather childish word to describe ones penis cock knob dick wully bellend wang bob

For example a mother would say to her young son who is sitting watching family time TV and playing with his extra bits (innocently) 'Berty ! leave your John Bob alone!'

John Bob by Shirlzknight January 20, 2015

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bob john billy

only the awesomest guy ever!

oh yeah and me and my mates started his crew, the BJB crew. you cant be in it. its his select frends.

(the song is in the spongebob squarepants tune)

who lives in a pinapple under a tree?
BOB JOHN BILLY!
who drives around in his mercedes?
BOB JOHN BILLY!
who has manky hair and smells like a fish?
BOB JOHN BILLY!
who eats his own poop off a big silver dish?
BOB JOHN BILLY!
BOB JOHN BILLY!
BOB JOHN...
BILLY!

bob john billy by Lyddy Cool December 14, 2008

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John Bobbitt

The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.

The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.

John Bobbitt by Jeff K. August 17, 2003

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John Wayne Bobbit

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>

John Wayne Bobbit by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006