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John B is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet; he's laid back, a little dorky, and funny but most importantly he's also super hot. He's every girls dream, except for those of us who would rather have some JJ.
John B! Be safe.
John B by noelleeemarin April 30, 2020
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the most attractive man in the outer banks
have you seen john b lately?

no, haven’t you heard? he died in the ocean during a storm
john b by ✌🏼😗 April 26, 2020
A big beautiful person that has lots of friends and all species are attracted to him
Jessica: OMG my boyfriend is such a john b
tami: OMG girl your so lucky!
John B by BananaBoi11 October 10, 2022
A sick guy who runs a weed farm called John B’s Cannabis Farm
Yo, it’s John B!
John B by JohnBsApproach December 30, 2023

John B JJ Geordin 

The hot guy from shake shack looking at us in a car while we were laughing our heads off cause you waved at us and thought we were gay because I kissed her on her forehead when she looked at you. (It's our nickname for you)
CS: Remember John B JJ Geordin from shake shack
D: Yeah, I wish we could find him and talk to him

John B’s Cannabis Farm

A farm with cannabis, THC Vapes, hashish, edibles, tobacco, Nicotine Vapes, MDMA, and more.
Wanna go down to John B’s Cannabis Farm (John B’s) to go hit some bud?

hoist up the john b's sail

I'll see you guys later, I am going to hoist up the john b's sail.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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