johanny

popular dominican name, typically a name gringos don't know how to pronounce. usually a girl with no tits but a fat ass.

I'm going to take attendance, starting with Johnny.

It's Johanny.

Ok, wow.

by th0tty August 12, 2014

Johanny

A name for a female who will be forever alone with cats

Person 1: Hey what are you doing today?

Person 2: Nohting, gonna pull a johanny

by letroll12 January 29, 2012

johanny

a guy with a bigger "unit" than Tom

hey look at that tom he is fat

WOW what a johanny (not)

by tomisfatyo February 8, 2012

Johanny

Johanny is a Dominican name and is usually a girl with an amazing body and is beautiful and sweet and is the best thing you’ll have in your life and will always be there for you when you need it and gives amazing advice<3

Teacher taking attendance-Johnny
Johanny- it’s not Johnny it’s Johanny

by Sunshine4liferss April 2, 2022

Johnny Concrete

Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.

If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally johnny concrete man'.

by bunchofbananas January 22, 2019

Johnny Seo

a man you deserves much more and needs all the love in the world.

" Wow, you are such a Johnny Seo."

by johnnyseoooooo June 6, 2018

Johnny Seo

Johnny Seo is a member of underrated kpop boy group NCT 127. He's what we call a well fed man, because those thighs don't lie honey ;)

Johnny Seo looked amazing in that fancam of 'Touch' by NCT 127.

by Truelychanyeol March 18, 2018