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popular dominican name, typically a name gringos don't know how to pronounce. usually a girl with no tits but a fat ass.
I'm going to take attendance, starting with Johnny.

It's Johanny.

Ok, wow.
johanny by th0tty August 12, 2014
Words you can keep
A name for a female who will be forever alone with cats
Person 1: Hey what are you doing today?

Person 2: Nohting, gonna pull a johanny
Johanny by letroll12 January 29, 2012
a guy with a bigger "unit" than Tom
hey look at that tom he is fat

WOW what a johanny (not)
johanny by tomisfatyo February 8, 2012
Johanny is a Dominican name and is usually a girl with an amazing body and is beautiful and sweet and is the best thing you’ll have in your life and will always be there for you when you need it and gives amazing advice<3
Teacher taking attendance-Johnny
Johanny- it’s not Johnny it’s Johanny
Johanny by Sunshine4liferss April 2, 2022

Johnny Concrete 

Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.
If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally johnny concrete man'.
Johnny Concrete by bunchofbananas January 22, 2019

Johnny Seo 

a man you deserves much more and needs all the love in the world.
" Wow, you are such a Johnny Seo."
Johnny Seo by johnnyseoooooo June 6, 2018

Johnny Seo 

Johnny Seo is a member of underrated kpop boy group NCT 127. He's what we call a well fed man, because those thighs don't lie honey ;)
Johnny Seo looked amazing in that fancam of 'Touch' by NCT 127.
Johnny Seo by Truelychanyeol March 18, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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