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Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.
Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.
Joe shit by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014
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The generic screw-up or an un-squared away Marine aka The Rag Man
screw up, un-squared away, Joe Shit, The Rag Man
Joe Shit by MC29G4 November 2, 2008
Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.
Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.
Joe shit by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014
basically anything pertaining to being homosexual; any action performed by this guy joe who touches dudes at birthday gatherings
dude 1: "did you see what he just did?"
dude 2: "ya, that was totaly joe shit"
joe shit by Kirby33 August 28, 2006

Joe Shit the Rag Man 

A term used during the 1960's and early 70's used by somebody either forgotten or intentionally not invited to some kind of function (party, orgy, etc.), the last to know about something, or whose opinion wasn't either wanted or solicited.

Btw, boisterous, ignorant, low iq marines (i'm redundant...) like to take credit for this term, like everything else of their non-invention...
Example: WTF, why wasn't I told about this? Who am I, Joe Shit the rag man or something?
Joe Shit the Rag Man by caveputorium December 19, 2012

Joe Shit The Rag Man 

1970's term of endearment for a person who has an over-inflated ego and believes he or she is the absolute best at everything and always right.
He got in my face and told me the AMC Pacer was a four-door car. Who does he think he is, Joe Shit The Rag Man?
Joe Shit The Rag Man by Bert West February 28, 2022

Joe Shit The Rag Man 

An average crack addicted asshole who walks the streets just waiting to be beaten by a baton. He sells drugs to kids and pisses on street signs.
Officer Smith was called to a domestic dispute... apparently Joe Shit the Rag Man was beating on his wife and toddler daughter for not providing him with enough crack.
Joe Shit The Rag Man by Tooba November 28, 2007
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