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Joe McElderry 

Joe McElderry Is The Really Amazing Singer From X Factor 2009 He Won And His Winners Song Was A Cover Of Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" It Reached UK No.1 But Was Not Chrismas No.1 Like Other X Factor Winners This Was Because Of A Petition To Get Rage Against The Machine To No.1 For Christmas.
Joe Has Released 3 Singles Including The Climb And A Debut Album.
Joe's 2nd Single "Ambitions" Was A Cover It Went To No.6 In The UK Top 40 But His 3rd Single "Someone Wake Me Up" Which Was Also Featured In A Narnia Film Only Went To No.68 In The UK Charts.
Joe McElderry Was Dropped By Simon Cowells Record Label Syco In The Beginning Of April.
Olly Murs Who Joe Beat In The Final Of X Factor Is Now Doing Much Better Than Joe Having A 2x Platinum Album, A No.1 UK Single And A Headline Tour Coming Up.
Joe McElderry Was Born On The 16th Of June 1991.
McElderry announced on his official website that he is gay, thanking his family and fans for their support. The gay charity Stonewall has listed McElderry as a gay role model
Friend 1 "Joe McElderry Should Not Have Been Dropped"
Friend 2 "Ikr Simon Is An Idiot"
Joe McElderry by EvaMurs May 14, 2011
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Joe McElderry 

A gay boy who won X factor 2009. He's crap and had only one hit, and is probably getting dropped from his record label now.
Girl1: Hey, did you buy the new Joe McElderry cd?
Girl2: No, who's that?
Girl1: You were obsessed with him when he was on x factor?
Girl2: Oh yeah, him, well he's gay now.
Joe McElderry by ilovejoemac April 29, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016