JockLaw

A retrovirus contracted via mammalian feces consumption

"Yo. I shat in that girls mouth and she got some intense jocklaw."

by CthulhuTheCondom March 7, 2015

Jocklash

The feeling a Scottish person feels when they see another Scottish person do something that makes them feel embarrassed to be Scottish. Cringeworthy behaviour seen in person, on tv etc. Watching tv shows for example Hogmanay or Scottish football.

Oh no your giving me jocklash

by DeanLFC October 31, 2018

Jockland

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey

Och, am on me way to jockland

by Hoo See October 19, 2019

jockhawk

Kind of Mohawk worn by a jock. Most commonly a soccer player. Shaved sides, usually not very tall, and wider then normal mohawks, 3-4 inches wide. Maybe an inch long on top, rest of head completely shaven. It is a completely rad hair style.

Soccer player 1: yo man im tired of my stupid hair

soccer player 2: hey! get a jockhawk!

soccer player 1: good idea!

by Tyler Butler August 30, 2005

Jocklate

The terrible musty smell your nuts and your taint make after intense physical activity or stress. Similar to gooch cheese.

Todd "What the hell is that smell"

Branden "Oh sorry man I'm making some jocklate"

by BrandenWilliams December 11, 2010

jacklawt

When a person is irritatingly strange

He's too jacklawt for me

Have you seen the jacklawt ?

by Skiddysnotaword February 12, 2025