JockLaw
JockLaw by CthulhuTheCondom March 7, 2015
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Jockland
Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.
It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey
It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey
jockhawk
Kind of Mohawk worn by a jock. Most commonly a soccer player. Shaved sides, usually not very tall, and wider then normal mohawks, 3-4 inches wide. Maybe an inch long on top, rest of head completely shaven. It is a completely rad hair style.
Soccer player 1: yo man im tired of my stupid hair
soccer player 2: hey! get a jockhawk!
soccer player 1: good idea!
soccer player 2: hey! get a jockhawk!
soccer player 1: good idea!
jockhawk by Tyler Butler August 30, 2005
jacklawt
jacklawt by Skiddysnotaword February 12, 2025
Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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