JoDAY

A beautiful brunette Marilyn Monroe with lovely hair and the voice of an angel. She has scarred toes and blue eyes, given to her by the great Buttyninja goddess as a sign of affection.

Person A - 'Oh wow, Mrilyn Monroe is still alive!'
Person B - 'No, check out her toes.. She's a JoDAY'

by Guns don't kill people October 25, 2010

JODYE

JODYE IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN IN OTHER WORDS A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN WHO WOMEN FIND VERY IRRESISTIBLE, THEY HAVE THE BEST TASTE IN MUSIC AND CLOTHING, THEY TO JIGGY FOR THIS WOLRD.

DAMN! Look at that pretty Flacko Jodye looking good as hell, I need he’s number ASAP!

by Pretty Flacko jodye December 19, 2019

Jody_Gerut

An IGN user whose antics on the boards have caused a great amount of controversy. Jody came out of nowhere in the summer of '07 when some comments by Ichiro about the city of Cleveland caused a ruckus. He burst onto the baseball board spewing his crap about how Ichiro was scum and claimed to write a letter a week to Bud Selig until action was taken. Since then, Jody has been the center of all the attention on the sports boards. He claims to be a tae kwon do expert, former gang member, sex expert, and a major league ready pitcher, among many other things. While doing all of this, he somehow manages to find the time to report every little thing he thinks is against the board rules from the sports boards. When things don't go his way, he claims there is an agenda against him. His hatred for anything that does not favor Cleveland is also well documented. It is unclear if Jody is stupid or just insane, but no matter what, he will always fight the good fight with his drive and determination for excellence.

I'm Jody_Gerut and I will fight the good fight until action is taken! I've had enough of your BS. Keep doubting me, it only makes me stronger!

by Benjamin Curtis January 12, 2008

Jadayah

Jadayahs are usually petite girls who look like they are no older than 12 they are very hyper and have no restraints they will not think twice to embarrass you in public and can be extremely annoying at times. They usually have a hard time paying attention and hear nobody else but themselves. They think very highly of themselves and think the world revolves around them. On the bright side they are very beautiful and majestic looking creatures and great jokesters they are usually up for anything. They are very fun to be around most days.

"How do you pronounce it? Juadahs?" " No, It's JAH-DAY-YAH." "Wow umm okay cool--Jadayah, such a unique name."

Hey Jadayah if we go to the movies you are not going to give everyone live commentary again are you?

Ooh Jadayahs petty boujee ass gonna be there? Omg. Ugh let's just go...

by gossipg April 14, 2017

Jody Boy

A Jody Boy is the guy who's back home, messing around with your girl and living an easy life while you are serving in the military away from her. Jody Boys feature heavily in many US military cadence calls.

"That Jody boy's got your girl and gone."

by daemon_mors January 16, 2010

jogay

combination of José and gay, thus making jogay.

term is applied to someone named josé who is a faggot

shut the fuck up jogay

by JimothyWilson January 31, 2010

No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"

Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!

by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016