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João Victor 

João Victor is the most amazing guy. He’s a great friend who will be there for you whenever you need him. João has the most beautiful smile and brown eyes that you could get lost in (and I did). Be careful because he is such a great person and so attractive that you’ll fall in love with him within seconds. He is so sweet and honestly the funniest person ever.
He’s also great in bed, do it once and you’ll be addicted. JV is a person that you should never let go of, he’s definitely a keeper.
A: “I wish I met someone really cool, you know?”

B: “I’ll introduce you to João Victor! He’s truly the best!”
João Victor by someonenice<3 January 31, 2020
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João Victor 

João Victor é um furry praticante de amor próprio com a mão. Gay nas horas vagas, vagabundo toda sexta e chato para um cavalo.

Curiosamente seu companheiro sexual se chama quase sempre de Nicolas.
João Victor é gay?
Ele é.
João Victor by uaindi October 26, 2020

João Vitor 

João Vitor is one of a kind. He is the most sweet, dedicated, loyal and funny boy you will ever meet. He will always be there for his friends, but he is a little shy, so don't expect him to tell you when he needs you, he doesn't like to bother anyone. He has a great sense of humor, in that way if you talk to him for a sec, he will bring joy and a lot of happiness into you life. Once you have him, you can't possibly think in a life without him again, so keep him close.
sb: How have we became friends?
João Vitor: I truly can't remember..
sb: I just know that I'm happier now, so that's fine.
João Vitor by allim.0259 January 30, 2020
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