Jizzum Sandwich

a sandwich with a minimum of two oz. of jizz. preferably on a ticket received from the fuzz.

Mr. Chi City, in advance i would like to say no homo. first you should put two oz. of your own jizzum in the ticket, then let four of your freinds also put their jizzum in the ticket. At this point you have a five person jizzum sandwich. then let someone eat the jizzum sandwich.

Jizzum Sandwich by talzaietycodythompson July 28, 2009

jizzem sandwich 

A delicate pastry topped with a white creme substance, usually jizz.

Customer: Hey you guys got any jizzem sandwiches?
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.

jizzem sandwich by rice4lyfeinda415 March 15, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012