Jizzer bottle Share definition Flag When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis. "Bro. Why you all wet?" "Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle. Jizzer bottle by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Jizzer bottle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch