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Jizz eye

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The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.
I got jizz eye the other night from my boyfriend.
Jizz eye by Jon & Kevin September 26, 2021

Jizz eye

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The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye

after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.
I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.
Jizz eye by Jon & Kevin October 3, 2021

Pink Jizz eye 

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When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye
Pink Jizz eye by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

eye jizz 

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When you eye leaks fluid and it goes everywhere.
GOD, i hate this eye jizz, its leaking everywhere and all over my face.
eye jizz by alrightymon June 8, 2010

jizzeyeitis 

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When a girl has or gets jizz in her eyes; either from her bf, bukkake fest, random guy she met at a truck stop, etc
Becky had fallen ill with some jizzeyeitis, due to her run in with the football team in the lockerroom.
jizzeyeitis by Mac X September 2, 2004
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