Jizz Shoe 

When one finishes the act of sex where it be with a women or solo and the product lands on the ground and they either refuse to clean it up or just don't care one will put a shoe over the stain until it dries up. Thus the Jizz Shoe.

My room mate totally almost caught me in the act the other day when he barged in, luckily I had my Jizz shoe nearby to cover it up.

Jizz Shoe by Gerald Rollins February 16, 2010

shoe jizz 

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.

"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"

shoe jizz by fred carpinski January 9, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004