jizz face
A facial expression that mirrors that of a male that has just ejaculated. The expression will undoubtedly be one of simultaneous euphoria and relief.
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jizz face
1. A retarded fagot; someone who you don't give a rats ass about.
2. Some stupid prick who has a terrible case of acne; in which the acne is so bad it appears that person must have rubbed Crisco all over his face 36 hours before, smoked a pile of pubes, rubbed his face on his calico cats gooch, and given himself a "Dirty Sanchez" while laying in a bubble bath with the lights low, Kenny G. playing, rose pedals everywhere, and a bottle of sparkling grape juice instead of Chardonnay.
3. Someone who gets real drunk, goes home all alone because he couldn't get any one to come home with, at the local club/bar. Shaves his left leg (user preference) and pleasures him self a "Hello Stranger" to think he is getting a hand job from a female.
2. Some stupid prick who has a terrible case of acne; in which the acne is so bad it appears that person must have rubbed Crisco all over his face 36 hours before, smoked a pile of pubes, rubbed his face on his calico cats gooch, and given himself a "Dirty Sanchez" while laying in a bubble bath with the lights low, Kenny G. playing, rose pedals everywhere, and a bottle of sparkling grape juice instead of Chardonnay.
3. Someone who gets real drunk, goes home all alone because he couldn't get any one to come home with, at the local club/bar. Shaves his left leg (user preference) and pleasures him self a "Hello Stranger" to think he is getting a hand job from a female.
1. What a freeken "Jizz Face"!
My freeken art teacher's mom is such a "Jizz Face"
2. Dab Nabbit, I just want to get a paring knife and slice off all that acne off hos "Jizz Face".
You look just like your father when he was your age, accept he didn't have such a "Jizz Face".
3. I saw that dude at the club through his apartment window last night; he was on his bed w/ his leg shaved giving himself a "Hello Stranger"
My freeken art teacher's mom is such a "Jizz Face"
2. Dab Nabbit, I just want to get a paring knife and slice off all that acne off hos "Jizz Face".
You look just like your father when he was your age, accept he didn't have such a "Jizz Face".
3. I saw that dude at the club through his apartment window last night; he was on his bed w/ his leg shaved giving himself a "Hello Stranger"
jizz face by ChrisThePiss February 25, 2008
Jizz Face
The 'Jizz Face' originated from Boise, ID because of all the ecstasy that was going around that kids got tired of the 'Thizz Face'.
The Jizz Face is the face you make when you jizz, cum, semen, semenate, white stuff all over the place. It doesn't matter if it's from your hand, oral sex, anal sex or any type of fellatio. Anyone can do it.
The Jizz Face is the face you make when you jizz, cum, semen, semenate, white stuff all over the place. It doesn't matter if it's from your hand, oral sex, anal sex or any type of fellatio. Anyone can do it.
Fuck The Thizz Face. It's The Jizz Face.
Jizz Or Die!!!
Guy1: What Are You Doing?!
Guy2: It's The JIZZ FACE!!!!!
Jizz Or Die!!!
Guy1: What Are You Doing?!
Guy2: It's The JIZZ FACE!!!!!
Jizz Face by Blackus Maximus July 17, 2011
jizz face
jizz face limey
It is a term used for every dumb assed British mother fucker, tea sucking, monkey licking cunt fart. That lives on the little piece of shit island known as Great Britain. Most if not all are totally jealous that we are the 1st country to get it done right. But they are still better then those nasty ass frogs over in France. ...Oh by the way great move by your queer ass Prince Harry, wearing that Nazi uniform. Real classy!! We should come ove there and throw him in an Jew burning oven. See how he likes that.
jizz face limey by Gary B January 16, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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