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Jizz Beard

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021
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jizzbeard

a person resulting from the flowing of seminal fluids onto the face namely the neck of another person.
she was jerking me and i spurted all over her neck, and i left a really nice jizzbeard.
by rthomasreid February 14, 2006
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jizzboarding

Exactly like waterboarding, except that instead of water being used, it's, uh, jizz.
Your sister loves jizzboarding! A-and your mom too!
by Hugh Lloyd December 23, 2008
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