Jizpert
"My god, that Gemma tossed me off like a pro, she's a complete jizpert. Then she gulped it all down.
Jizpert by trevor leaf November 20, 2009
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When a dude is about to jizz in a girls mouth, he grabs whip cream and unloads in her mouth and fills her mouth with whip cream and she eats it- Jizzert. Also a strawberry may be added to increase flavor.
She wasnt expecting it when i grabbed a can of whip cream came in her mouth and filled it with whip cream and stuffed a strawberry in her mouth, it was a strawberry jizzert.
jizzert by Ray Reynolds February 24, 2008
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
Hopeslop
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026