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The most assbsolutely amazing person in existence. He is everything a woman could dream of. He makes the world a better place. He is a dream come true. He is the spark that ignites happiness and love in the most isolated, numbed, unfeeling depths of your heart. My soulmate.
Jimere by IrishQueen November 30, 2019
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Jameire has an agglomeration of mood swings, but once you get on her friendly level she can become a very loyal, caring friend. She loves to dance but basically loves music period (all genres). She absolutely LOVES to eat, but never can seem to gain a pound. Jameire is also a pretty funny person, and will have you dying laughing all the time. Her confidence level goes up and down but she doesn't know she's the most gorgeous person ever! She has very high maintenance & loves to keep herself lifted, as well as others. She can be very sheltered at times but is always there when you need her. And dont ever try her, she's a ticking time bomb ready to blow.
Who's that ? she's pretty quiet. Oh her, thats Jameire she's so fun to be around!
jameire by Anonymousperson333 March 5, 2017
Some gay dude with a small penis. #notSLANGIN
Ew that Jimiere dude definitely likes men!
jimiere by anonymous November 6, 2020

Jameirez 

That Nigga
Jameirez is that nigga
Jameirez by Hbehe November 22, 2021
Jameire is a smart,pretty girl she's very nonchalant but cares alot! Always will be there when you need her. Has a good heart but others before her happiness! Something will be wrong and she won't say nothing.She keeps things bottled up, so much to where she could break.Kenzie is way too good for all the boys out there, so if you happen to be lucky enough to snag a Jameire you better realize how dang lucky you are! Jameire has a big heart and loves to make friends.
who is your best friend she's pretty? oh her name us jameire
jameire by anonymous246896 April 2, 2022

jimeiris 

Jimeiris is a thick bitch with the fattest booty,and small waist.she makes every guy stop in their tracks just to look at that booty.she’s a baddie head to toe with many pros and in the future will be famous.but she has her cons like shitting to much.the toilet can NEVER catch a break.But that’s why keeps her waist thin and petite
Boy: Look it’s Jimeiris !!

Everyone turns around to see that ass
jimeiris by JFK am December 15, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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