An amazingly fast dance number performed by an enthusiastic chunky teenage girl who is more than willing to get naked at any given opportunity. The Jiggle Show beings with a soft clap and finishes with the sound of an entire audience at the Sydney Opera House. Producers of the Jiggle Show plan to launch a new website soon, and are beinning production on the latest film: "I don't think you're ready for this Jelly, in fact I know you're not."
That fat girl is taking off her clothes!
Really, she must be getting ready to do a jiggle show...
A what?!
You know, a jiggle show, where her fat does the performing for her...
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"