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1. (noun) The element of writing code which puts the "fun" in "functional programming."

2. (proper noun) The name of a well-known hacker responsible for the widespread use of Haskell and other strongly, strictly typed programming languages.
1. Today while writing a program employing zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms and I've finally discovered the zen of jlaire.

2. I met jlaire in a coding competition; he blew everyone out of the water. While everyone was coding in C++ using Boost, he was using Haskell with no external libraries.
jlaire by qqqqssss July 7, 2011
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Jhaire • Jharelle • jairel • Jhaiden • jlaire • Jaire • jairelle • Jairen • Jaireth • jhaira
The name is awesome .. It means that you should live life to the fullest .. Never hold your tongue .. Just be you ! Also loves hanging with people .. Knows how to fight .. Not cocky; .. AND AWESOMEEEE once again (;
Jaire
Jaire by Jrezzy August 18, 2012
a good guy that normally wins over many womans hearts and will always tru to his friends he is very hyper even when u first meet him but he can be the bestest friend u would ever have
friend:who is that handsome boy

me:o that is a Jairee
Jairee by Jswagg_024 November 26, 2013
Is a caring person who is also loyal. If he/she loves someone they give their all. Don’t break a Jhariel’s heart.
Jhariel: Please be fine, I’m worried for you. I love you.
jhariel by nenggg June 7, 2021
Its the "lingo de Kathmandu" used by young people living in Kathmandu Valley.

It means: fake, shit, weak, ugly, coward, looser
Guy1:Who is that Jhaare?
Guy2: Some Jhaare from Ohio.

David hasselfhoff is all time jhaare.
Jhaare by Anup (lunatic_bull) July 3, 2008
A muscular man who will always be there when you need him. He may not look like a good person but the more you get to know him the more you'll like him. But if your not careful you will fall in love with him....
Casey: hey the new guy seems cool. Imma go talk to him.
Angie: Gurl he is a TOTAL Jhared!
Jhared by spongebob_is_my_life October 21, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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