Jezu 

A name describing an individual of culture, reading about 20 mangas a day. A weeb.
A person with the instance of "Jezu" in their name is regarded as doing one of several questionable activities in their spare time, most commonly of an anime interest.

A wild Jezu is seen in his natural habitat, reading one of 50 mangas that he must still catch up on.

Jezu by helloImJustAnotherRandomPerson May 26, 2019

JeZu!? 

When u get surprised but can’t react and aren’t alive no mo :(

“Playing a game”
Person 1: So I was just thinking abt how Supac Thakur changed the world during quaranti-

(Person 1 gets headshot)

Person 1: JeZu!?

JeZu!? by Soddy Wally March 21, 2021

Jezu ufam tobie 

It's a word used by polish grandmas and teenagers.

,,Hey, are you ready for the test?''
,,Jezu ufam tobieeee''

Jezu ufam tobie by TWOJASTARAJEHOMARA May 10, 2023

Jezus 

Either the lord and savior or the guy mowing your lawn

Person A: Do you know Jezus is watching you.
Person B: Yes he is mowing my lawn.

Jezus by Your friendly rebbel October 14, 2016

jezumes 

The reply of someone who is in awe/ surprised at the nonsense that just went into their ears, or eyes if words were via text.

Jezumes, Tommy and Sam are like the freakin peanut gallery.

jezumes by Yeti B November 12, 2013

Jezussy

the budussy of a human piece of shit

1: I bet she sells pictures of her jezussy to strangers for adopt me pets
2: yeah them shitty highlights ain’t paying for themselves. jezussy selling must be involved

Jezussy by doug gardener’s executioner March 3, 2022

jezuriah 

he may be a bit odd sometimes, but he’s a cool guy and a loyal friend. there’s only a few jezuriahs, but they’re all cool as hell

jezuriah is such a cool guy

jezuriah by conanstars September 7, 2023