Jezu

A name describing an individual of culture, reading about 20 mangas a day. A weeb.
A person with the instance of "Jezu" in their name is regarded as doing one of several questionable activities in their spare time, most commonly of an anime interest.

A wild Jezu is seen in his natural habitat, reading one of 50 mangas that he must still catch up on.

by helloImJustAnotherRandomPerson May 26, 2019

JeZu!?

When u get surprised but can’t react and aren’t alive no mo :(

“Playing a game”
Person 1: So I was just thinking abt how Supac Thakur changed the world during quaranti-

(Person 1 gets headshot)

Person 1: JeZu!?

by Soddy Wally March 21, 2021

Jezus

Either the lord and savior or the guy mowing your lawn

Person A: Do you know Jezus is watching you.
Person B: Yes he is mowing my lawn.

by Your friendly rebbel October 14, 2016

Jello Jezus

A very homo-sexual small statue of Jezus made completely out of a small, blonde, British kids jizz, which one may use for pleasuring their rectum.

"Want to go make a Jello Jezus?"
"Only if i can swallow the jizz then barf it up on to your chest"
"Great, then i'll shove it in my rectum"

by Jamesnuttall April 17, 2009

Jezus Tapdancing Christ

Jesus Christ, Oh my God.

Jezus Tapdancing Christ! Did he really say that?

by Lil-Dragon August 19, 2018

Jezu ufam tobie

It's a word used by polish grandmas and teenagers.

,,Hey, are you ready for the test?''
,,Jezu ufam tobieeee''

by TWOJASTARAJEHOMARA May 10, 2023

Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.

"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.

by _betamax_ June 15, 2018