Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.
Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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Jew canoe

A Cadillac. Specifically, a Cadillac Sedan DeVille or Fleetwood. (urban slang, circa 1960s & '70s)

See also: Jewish jeep
"I saw Hymie and the boys cadillacking over to Roswell in his new Jew canoe."
by Sloe Pimp December 05, 2007
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Jew canoe

old minivan with a driver known to break the traffic law
That Jew Canoe just won't get out of the way!
by NHRHS2010 November 13, 2010
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Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!
by Alexander Papsmear February 04, 2005
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Jew Canoe

One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.
*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."
by Hpesoj... December 22, 2011
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Jew Canoe

Israel Aircraft Industries Westwind Business Jet.
Hey, look what's on the runway again, the Jew Canoe
by Lear45 September 03, 2010
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jew canoe

A large boat of a car (Old Cadillac, Lincoln, etc.)
My grandma drove her Jew Canoe into a parked Civic. It ripped through it and she kept going to her bingo game.
by Dave Kike March 08, 2007
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