Jew a Jew

An expression used by a Jewish person who would like to make the point that he is even cheaper than another Jewish person who is being cheap.

Hey man, can I borrow ten bucks for this pizza; I forgot my wallet at home.

Dude, you know you can’t Jew a Jew.

by liebenstein June 8, 2013

hug a jew day

The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find

Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

grab coins like a jew

A derogatory thing to say to someone who is poor or doesn't like to give.

Hassan:"Give me money please, I'm homeless and need some food preferably a Kebab."
Yusef:"No!"
Hassan:"Please!"
Yusef:"I'm kinda of tight in money right now."
Hassan:"You grab coins like a jew you fool!"

by Aluckba August 30, 2016

Your mom a jew

No comeback if someone says this worse the ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Bill: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian

Brian: your granny tranny

SPONGEBOB: your mom a jew

by The child master March 11, 2018

Allah is a jew

The God allah is not muslim he is made up by the jews so they can control our minds the muslims fight And hate the jews but they still Would not believe a jew created their god

Allah is a jew deal with it

by Psycher June 10, 2019

Doing a Jew

I. 'Doing a Jew' is the term used when a jew, or indeed a non-jew trys to get a good deal and save money when buying an item.

II. 'Doing a Jew' can also be used for someone who complains lots about minor inconveniences.

Matt: 'Ahh, my allergiey medicine is too expensive, do you have any coupons?'
Sam: 'stop doing a jew'

by LFA January 3, 2010

like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

by Chippy Chip February 22, 2008