liebenstein's definitions

Chead

A person who has a head that cannot be distinguished from their chin, thus forming a chead. The fat of the chead has a convex shape, starting from under the tip of the chin to the bottom of the neck like a turkey's. It's likely the chead was invented by the same person who created the cankle, a combination of the calf and the ankle. A person with a chead most likely used to be healthy with a clear distinction between their chin and their head but has gained lots of weight due to many years of eating cheeseburgers, pizza, cheese sticks and cokes; thus forming the chead.

Oh my God, that guy devouring those tacos has a huge chead.

by liebenstein June 7, 2013

Jew a Jew

An expression used by a Jewish person who would like to make the point that he is even cheaper than another Jewish person who is being cheap.

Hey man, can I borrow ten bucks for this pizza; I forgot my wallet at home.

Dude, you know you can’t Jew a Jew.

by liebenstein June 8, 2013

Gay BC

This is what viewers begin to call the popular television channel ABC when they realize The View will be followed an even gayer show, The Chew.

Pass the remote, Whoopi Goldberg is rambling on Gay BC again.

by liebenstein June 8, 2013