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Jew Magic 

The most common form of magic on Earth. Has many potent abilities.
1. Matt used his Jew Magic to help us win the football game.
2. That girl is using Jew Magic to look hot.
Jew Magic by Dem0nCrsecent October 24, 2007
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Jew magic 

A common term to describe hacking in games, or any other abnormal activity.
Person A: "That guy was really sus"

Person B: "I think he was using some jew magic"
Jew magic by Prom3th3an June 28, 2010

magical jew hair 

a magical jew hair, is a random hair that grows in an unusual place, often the pinky.

Usually found on Jewish males.
Oh dude, I found the magical jew hair!

You know, I have a magical jew hair on my pinky that I can't get rid of.
magical jew hair by The AlliCat January 7, 2010

Magical Jew 

A jewish person that can perform tasks that no one thought possible or can create something awesome out of seemingly normal objects by using his jewish powers.
Leroy: Dude there's no way you can bounce that pong ball off that lamp, over the couch, through that small pipe, off Becca's cleavage and into that cup for game.

Brian: Watch me (shoots)

Everyone: Holy shit!!! I can't beleive he made that! He is one magical Jew.
Magical Jew by Brian D. January 7, 2006

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026