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Jew Cock 

A very large penis common to the Jewish male
Oh my God! Your huge Jew Cock is coming out my nose!! - Random bitch
Jew Cock by EmperorPilaf88 May 5, 2008
A female that is stingy with her significant others cock. Will not let him have intercourse with anyone else
50 Cent is such a cock jew
cock jew by Anonymous March 9, 2003

cock sucking jew 

A dirty jew that needs to be cooked in an oven and jews do not come home from camp unlike a boy scout and the pezza comes out of a oven unlike a jew
David you are a cock sucking jew for dating daniel. Rachael daniels mom says when she get hur wtf cock suckin jew bitch.

Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap 

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
Adj

When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)
Marks salad is jewcocked because it has ketchup on it.
jewcocked by Jewcock2000 January 7, 2023
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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