Jetsael

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This man is very mean grumpy and sweet all at the same time . He loves he’s nephews and little kids . Bipolar affff but he loves ppl even though they don’t love him as much as he does he will be there for you .he hates his stepmom 🤣 but thts his brothers mom so he has to deal with it

Jetsael very pure and puertorriqueño

Jetsael by Ángelesssss November 21, 2023

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jetzael

Jetzael is one of they best guy friends you could ever have. Jetzeal’s aren’t usually cute/hot. They have amazing personality and you fall in love with them. They are the most sensitive,funny,kind guys in all of the world.

I love Jetzael sm he’s amazing

jetzael by Broskivro December 10, 2018

Related Words

Jetsael • Jessael • Jesael • jetzael

Jessael

An athletic, cocky, one-legged ass, hairy motherfucker, that disappoints every girl he's with after they meet in bed.

Girl 1:Uh did you see Jessael.
Girl 2: Yeah I broke up with him yesterday after he tried having sex with me

Jessael by akinosti May 5, 2017

jessael

An athletic, cocky, one-legged, hairy motherfucker, that disappoints every girl he meets in bed.

Girl 1: Uh! Did you see Jessael today.
Girl 2: NO I saw him yesterday when he tried having sex with me, but I just laughed and broke up with me.

jessael by akinosti May 5, 2017

Jesael

noun
A jesael is someone who is incredibly smart and will accomplish anything they put their mind to. They are usually of latin descent. They are usually picky with friends, but once you are accepted as one then it becomes a permanent situation.

Person 1: Are you friends with Jesael?
Person 2: Yeah, he summoned me one day and now I am.

Jesael by Dovesandsnakes November 23, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026