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An athletic, cocky, one-legged ass, hairy motherfucker, that disappoints every girl he's with after they meet in bed.
Girl 1:Uh did you see Jessael.
Girl 2: Yeah I broke up with him yesterday after he tried having sex with me
Jessael by akinosti May 5, 2017
Words you can keep
An athletic, cocky, one-legged, hairy motherfucker, that disappoints every girl he meets in bed.
Girl 1: Uh! Did you see Jessael today.
Girl 2: NO I saw him yesterday when he tried having sex with me, but I just laughed and broke up with me.
jessael by akinosti May 5, 2017
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Jessielyn 

A very very courageous and pure girl. She gets you into trouble sometimes, but in a very funny way. Is beautiful, patient, and someone you can always depend on. Everybody loves her!
She's always one call away, that Jessielyn!
Jessielyn by benpepsi June 7, 2021

Jesselyn 

This name is a kind,funny,awesome,weirdo person you’ll ever meet she really cares about people.she would be a wounderfull girlfriend.shes sooooo pretty and amazing.
I would love to have a jesselyn in my life
Jesselyn by Catgirl9999 October 27, 2018

Jessabel 

A smart, curvy, independent woman. At first glance she has a no BS attitude, but on the inside she is as soft as can be. If she's ever real with you that means she cares enough to do so.

Her mornings are spent at the beach, bathing in the island sun. She prefers her nights in all comfy and cozy
Don't ever mess with her, because she bites back! You would need a man's man to put her in her place, which is what she's looking for.

Family is everything to her. She is loving and caring even though she has a hard time showing it. She is a wonderful friend, and an even greater companion. Don't ever let her go, because you will regret it...

She's also from Tinian.
I fuck with Jessabel, but I don't fuck with Karen.
Jessabel by Coolio Von Hoolio January 7, 2020

Jesselyn 

Jesselyn an amazing girl who will do amazing things in the future. She will become rich and famous. She is also smart and as beautiful as a Victoria Secret model. She is funny and should be liked by many people.
Jesselyn is an amazing person.
Jesselyn by Chambie December 29, 2018

Jessalyn 

An amazing loving, caring, genuine, beautiful Canadian girl who will love unconditionally. She will bring you up when you're down, she goes out of her way to make sure you're happy. She is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning and the last you think of when you go to sleep at night. She will never lie to you or intentionally hurt you. You don't have to be perfect, she loves you for who you are as a person. When you're with you know you can be yourself without being judged. She is the type of girl that you hope and pray that you're able to be with for the rest of your life. Her smile is the type of smile that will light up a room and will make you smile. She is the most beautiful girl in this entire world. She makes you think "What would I do without her?" Where would I be without her?" She is the best girl you will ever find...
Jessalyn is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Jessalyn by ThePimpOfTheNation February 12, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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