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Jesus crisis

A derogatory comment about a christian who is struggling to reconcile their faith with the science.
In the face of actual proof of evolution Jimmy was having a severe Jesus Crisis. Good thing his faith doesn't require any real proof.
by JRLewis September 25, 2011
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Jesus Crisis

The combined total of the confusion and chaos created by all the religeous factions, their dogma, ritual and conflicting interpretations of ancient superstitious writings and failed attempts to give meaning to natural phenomenon.
People are murdering each other over who has the best imaginary friend, jesus crisis!
by JackTheWhipper June 28, 2019
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