A card in a trading card game that can turn the tide of the game when topdecked.
examples:
pokemon-professor oak, good manners
yugioh- soul charge, raigeki
examples:
pokemon-professor oak, good manners
yugioh- soul charge, raigeki
"i was totally about to win but then he pulled some fucking jesus card, demolished my board, and attacked for game."
by DreadCommander June 4, 2017
Get the Jesus card mug.When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
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When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.
"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
by Xavien35449510 February 2, 2024
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The word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular shit (jesus cardona is just plain shit).
latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since nobody really cares anyways.
The word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular shit (jesus cardona is just plain shit).
latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since nobody really cares anyways.
"jesus Cardona!!! those Mcburritos i ate yesterday night are starting to cause trouble in my butt hole! "
"Jesus cardona man... that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard..."
"hey dude what was the presidential address about?"
"jesus cardona... dont worry about it"
"Jesus cardona man... that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard..."
"hey dude what was the presidential address about?"
"jesus cardona... dont worry about it"
by Brayan Sanchez January 13, 2009
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by Jellie is real March 19, 2021
Get the Jesus cardenas mug.a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.
Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"
Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"
Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"
by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006
Get the jesus christ in a cardigan sweater mug.1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"
2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."
2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."
by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009
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