Jesus joint

A marijuana cigarette rolled with Bible pages in lieu of joint papers.

"Hey, Caleb, we should roll a joint!"

"I wish we could, Brandon, but we don't have any papers."

"Wait! I have my bible! Let's roll a Jesus joint!"

"Oh joyous day! Our afternoon is saved! Quick, I'll race ya to 1st John!"

Jesus joint by brandonjamesrice November 18, 2009

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Jesus Joint

A marijuana cigarette created by using the roaches of pass joints smoked, thus resurrecting the past joints into one super joint.

E-Dawg - "Let's blaze one, yo."
JDizzle - "We ain't got not weed, G."
E-Dawg - "You got roaches?"
JDizzle & E-Dawg - "JESUS JOINT!"

Jesus Joint by jester0510 January 6, 2009

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Join Jesus January

You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.

John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man

Join Jesus January by Spam Police November 12, 2018

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