Jesus Ham 

The saviour of low-budget, processed meat. Coming soon to a supermarket near you!

Jesus Ham: It's Christ-tastic!

Jesus Ham by Biddy March 12, 2005

Jesus hammer 

a Chritsian cross

preson1-im fuc*king shank u wit mah jesus hammer!"
person 2- What the he*l is that
person1-let me show you (pulls out a cross) (shanks person 2 with it)
preson2-da*n that hurt!

Jesus hammer by Loren from lancaster December 8, 2010

jesus hammond 

a modern take on the apocryphal ' jesus christ'. jesus hammond has its roots in the playstation gaming culture of the noughties. use as a non swearing, non elitist statement of frustration.

character one. "what keys? i aint got no keys".
character two.(frustrated) "jesus hammond".

jesus hammond by orangebuzz2000 January 5, 2008

hamish and jess 

The cutest couple ever.

Hamish and Jess are so cute together

hamish and jess by Not lilybrooke November 16, 2016