preson1-im fuc*king shank u witmah jesus hammer!"
person 2- What the he*l is that
person1-let me show you (pulls out a cross) (shanks person 2 with it)
preson2-da*n that hurt!
a modern take on the apocryphal ' jesus christ'. jesus hammond has its roots in the playstation gaming culture of the noughties. use as a non swearing, non elitist statement of frustration.
character one. "what keys? i aint got no keys".
character two.(frustrated) "jesus hammond".