Definitions by orangebuzz2000

jesus hammond 

a modern take on the apocryphal ' jesus christ'. jesus hammond has its roots in the playstation gaming culture of the noughties. use as a non swearing, non elitist statement of frustration.

character one. "what keys? i aint got no keys".
character two.(frustrated) "jesus hammond".

jesus hammond by orangebuzz2000 January 5, 2008