The spiritual equivalent of the city bus that comes through hospitals and picks up the terminally ill usually during the night. When it is said that the patient has his metrocard (ticket) ready, it means he's knocking on heavens door.
by Leysie January 17, 2008
Get the Jesus Bus mug.A hulking vehicle who often hits those who are in need of something drastic in their lives. Often that change is paralysis or death. You probably know somebody who was hit by one.
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America's so-called "leader". In reality, just another bible-beater too stupid to spell his own name.
by Sarah Buckeye-Hoosier August 19, 2006
Get the Jesus Bush mug.Any desperate attempt by middle aged Evangelical youth pastors to appear hip in order to reach young Christians. Generally speaking these individuals wear baggy pants, Birkenstocks, goatees, and, on ocassion, may even have piercings. Their hairstyles are typcially what homosexuals wore 10 years ago...They usually ramble on about Generation Y and use the word "awesome" entirely too much.
Hey, Pastor Mike is droppin' some phat beats on the youth group...looks like he's bustin' a sag for Jesus.
by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007
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The party was mellow until three busty jesuses rolled up on Lime bikes wearing leopard print bathrobes and singing "Row Row Row Your Boat" in a round.
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