Jesus Bus 

The spiritual equivalent of the city bus that comes through hospitals and picks up the terminally ill usually during the night. When it is said that the patient has his metrocard (ticket) ready, it means he's knocking on heavens door.

Mr. Leff is looking like hell, I bet the Jesus Bus is gonna come around for him soon.

Jesus Bus by Leysie January 17, 2008

Jesus Bus 

A hulking vehicle who often hits those who are in need of something drastic in their lives. Often that change is paralysis or death. You probably know somebody who was hit by one.

That fucker got hit by the Jesus Bus REAL good.

Jesus Bus by mickeyrourke July 6, 2006

Jesus Bush 

America's so-called "leader". In reality, just another bible-beater too stupid to spell his own name.

America's President's real name is actually Jesus Bush.

Jesus Bush by Sarah Buckeye-Hoosier August 19, 2006

Bustin' a Sag for Jesus 

Any desperate attempt by middle aged Evangelical youth pastors to appear hip in order to reach young Christians. Generally speaking these individuals wear baggy pants, Birkenstocks, goatees, and, on ocassion, may even have piercings. Their hairstyles are typcially what homosexuals wore 10 years ago...They usually ramble on about Generation Y and use the word "awesome" entirely too much.

Hey, Pastor Mike is droppin' some phat beats on the youth group...looks like he's bustin' a sag for Jesus.

Bustin' a Sag for Jesus by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007

busty jesus 

A person so unique, unlikely, or weird that there is no other way to describe them than as a "busty jesus"

The party was mellow until three busty jesuses rolled up on Lime bikes wearing leopard print bathrobes and singing "Row Row Row Your Boat" in a round.

busty jesus by Turler August 3, 2018