A sexual position in which the male stands behind the female, firmly holds her wrists, penetrates her from behind, and lifts her up, using the motion of his hips to pull out and push in. Two women can use a strap-on dildo to accomplish this.

Extreme caution should be exercised to avoid unwanted anal penetration.

Both heterosexual and homosexual couples can use this for anal sex if they have adequately prepared for the experience and applied sufficient lubrication.

This position has little use other than for novelty or comedy value and should not be sprung upon your partner without advance warning.
Man: "Hey, want to try 'The Jesus' to spice up our sex life?"
Woman: "Sure, how does that go?"
Man: "Here, let me show you"
(Penetrates her, lifts here up, and begins humping with her feet several inches off the ground)
Woman: "Oh Jesus, I think you just dislocated both of my shoulders"
by GWBBQ March 2, 2005
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Used in escalating anger when saying one Jesus isn't enough. With each jesus said the tone becomes louder and stronger so by the third jesus you are using everything you got.
(a ketchup bottle falls from the fridge and smashes all over the floor)
jesus Jesus JESUS!!!!!
by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006
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Jesus will be the best person you will ever meet. He loves to talk to anyone who is feeling down and will comfort you when you need it. If you see one tell them they are the best person ever. He will always love you no matter what. If you date one. He will never cheat on you. Even though some of you disagree. He loves to talk to anyone. Always loves to meet people. Also, he is very smart in math. He loves people who are very generous. He hates people who always think who is always right. He thinks that every girl is beautiful no matter how ugly you look.
Jesus said to Maria you look amazing today.
by I am not going to tell you September 10, 2018
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Jesus is a common male name for Hispanics. Jesus is the guy that will take your girl.
Aye Jesus isn't that Michaels girl??
by Bigdikboy March 13, 2017
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Jesus is the most loyal man on earth, he has not and will not cheat on his girlfriend PERIOD
I wish my boyfriend was as loyal as Jesus
by Soccerslife17 December 22, 2018
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