Jessica Hulme 

A very cool ranga who lost to an asian in a bet. She owes him a choc top, have the same music taste and iz best frens with the asian.

Jessica Hulme is on fire literally

Jessica Hulme by CookieAddict27 September 10, 2016

Jessica Hume 

Jessica Hume is the name for someone who looks just like Amanda Seyfried, she is also a very great person. She is often mistaken for Amanda Seyfried due to her large resemblance to the actress.

Person 1: OMG! I think we just passed Amanda Seyfried at the bus stop!

Person 2: No, that was Jessica Hume. She looks exactly like Amanda Seyfriend though.

Person 1: It's like they could be twins! She's pretty, I bet she's nice.

Person 2: Yeah, she's great.

Jessica Hume by kaimonoiscool November 26, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016