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That girl is totally a Jesexica.
Jesexica by hottie00007808090 February 25, 2009
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jeselica 

Jeselica is girl who is very strong and competitive, also very caring but hates to express how she feels. The name Jeselica is very uncommon unlike other names. This person loves to go outside whenever she wants to, but mostly likes to just lay down and relax. Love reading books, she will do anything for a person in sorrow. Is a very kind person just don"t get on their bad side. The person is very smart-mouth and will be truly honest. Jeselica doesn't like to be lied to so don't hide anything from them, the person is very sneeky and smart. She will find out sooner or later and when its out, things do not get well. Having a friend named jeselica is so awesome because they will do anything in their power to make you happy and wild. Also they love dogs and hate animal cruelty, aren't very good with children. Respect is the most important thing this person has so treasure it. Love watching new things, But they hate change unless they want change and are very funny and crazy at trying to fix things. Hate doing this unless they get a something out of it, obsessed with eating never looks bad a single day even when sick. loves old stuff and is very inpatient. try's to keep things that are given to her but it's all over the place unless it means a lot to her. Always puts family first and hate's picking between things or people, This person is sweat but mean and funny she has mixed feeling's everyday. Has so much potential.
Jeselica the most sweet and sassy person ever combined.
jeselica by definitions of names November 9, 2017
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x_Jessxica 

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!! What can I say about her. She farts to much and burps to much. If you are around her run away she will literally make the whole room smell nasty. Her burps oml don't talk about them. She is fucking dirty minded and she will take everything literally but she is very cool after all.
x_Jessxica is a stupid little bitch. ;)
x_Jessxica by Jasmine23 April 9, 2019

Jewexicans 

the worse thing ever on earth if ur Adonalf Trumpler
-Build a wall, the jewexicans are coming!
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