Jersey Turnpike Shot
Jersey Turnpike Shot by sarahah August 23, 2011
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Jersey Turnpike Shot
(n): A shot made from emptying the spill mat behind the bar into a shot glass. If this does not fill the glass all the way, the bar rag may be rung out to fill it up fully.
This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.
This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.
Customer: Let me have a Jersey turnpike shot for my friend here
Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.
Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.
Jersey Turnpike Shot by Shwatwhatwhat December 6, 2022
breatharian
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)