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New Jersey Spray Tan 

New Jersey Spray verb, noun, adjective
verb (used without object)

1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.

2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.
"I shouldn't have eaten all of that undercooked brisket last night. I accidentally gave my boyfriend a New Jersey Spray Tan"

"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."

"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."

jersey tant punch 

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass
Do make me give you a jersey tant punch

Jersey Tango 

The Jersey Tango is when two cars from Jersey try to merge into the same lane, but stop half way when they both notice each other. However, neither give up the lane for the other, and both are occupying the same lane until one stands down.
Cars doing the Jersey Tango is just an average commute on the Garden State Parkway.
Jersey Tango by blkbm January 21, 2024

New Jerseyan 

A person who lives in the state of New Jersey; A person who lives in the greatest state ever.
That girl's so hot, she must be a New Jerseyan.
New Jerseyan by nailzz April 4, 2010

Jerseyian 

Jerking off using your own tears while listening to Bon Jovi after drinking Hypnotic and Hennessy all night.
We raged hard last night bro, took it home Jerseyian style, yolo solo bro.
Jerseyian by Deeeevs July 13, 2013

Jerseycan 

/dʒərsikən/A word used to denote that a person originates from New Jersey. It is a more auditorally pleasing version of another demonym with the same meaning, Jerseyan.
"That man is a true Jerseycan hero."
Jerseycan by Sunset King May 11, 2021